I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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