allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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