Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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