I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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