in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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