a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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