Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
