I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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