oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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