Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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