Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
soo... how was my night?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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