Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Randomize
