Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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