Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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