Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I've blown a few things in my day
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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