Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
be right there i have to get my cape
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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