jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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