try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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