you guys were way drunker than both of me
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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