I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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