So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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