just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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