elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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