guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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