Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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