garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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