fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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