Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize