Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i dont even know how to be here
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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