It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She bit a glass in half.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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