4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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