just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
There r osticjed everywhere
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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