Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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