Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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