i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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