Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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