This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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