i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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