STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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