Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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