I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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