so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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