okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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