I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
if only i could text you this smell
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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