The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I came so hard my ears popped.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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