Only a mothe r could love this liver
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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