it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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