hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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