She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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