You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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