conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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