I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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