SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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