Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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