glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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