i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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