i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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